Multi-sport Maven Pillows

"We've got it all covered...the cricket, the tennis, the soccer and the other one is for Team Australia."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Textin’"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

Multi-Tasking

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'