Multi-pet Owner Mugs

Pet owner to pets in chair: 'We need to come up with some kind of time-sharing system.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Pick me!"

'With 73 dog obedience books read between us, I think we must consider defeat.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Foster failure"

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Bad dog! I've told you to always proofread."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Barking sometimes helps me relax. But then it drives the neighbors crazy."

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Dog Nightmares