Multi-dog Ambassador Pillows

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Nato Membership

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

Landing That Tough Account

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

"I'm just saying, studies show that owning a human can improve the quality of your life."

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

Love and hate

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"