Multi-dog Ambassador Pillows

'How am I going to tell him he's no longer my best friend?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Nato Membership

'Our basic package is no frills, no chew toys, no extra Kibbles, and narry a pat on the head from management...'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

Diplomacy Between Cuba and US

The Further Temptations of Kenneth Starr

"Mr. Macron, Mr. Draghi. Welcome to Kiev! Why didn't you bring Mr. Scholz with you?"

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."

'I've been depressed ever since PBS said pigs are smarter than dogs!'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Landing That Tough Account

"Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into."

'It's Always 'Good Dog'—Never 'Great Dog.'

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

'A listener from Ridgeway asks, 'When visiting a friend, is it improper to drink out of the toilet unless asked first?' Good question...'

'Don't forget to talk about their dog!'

Diplomats in the form of doormats

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Wow, interesting, looks like she's not just being mean: research shows that chocolate is actually bad for us. . ."

Love and hate

"No note!? With no note, sending our envoy's head back in a box could mean anything!"

'You can't charm me out of this chair.'

'Oh, yes, you will get off!'

"The global warming thing is beginning to scare me!"

"It was humiliating! First, he told me to beg and then he wanted me to roll over and pretend I was dead...so, I bit him!"

Negotiations