Mulled Cider Aficionado Mugs

Wassail

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

Panettone

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

Christmas Drinks 'n' Nibbles System

Which Hogwarts house are you?

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

'Not one customer all day! What's the matter with this corner?'

Making mulled wine.

Dijon Vu

'Rotgut whiskey is much more festive served with a paper umbrella, don't you think?'

'Don't overdo the mustard, sir -- we're trying to control costs around here.'

"I'll have the pork in cider...easy on the pork"

"Don't look now - here comes Cider-man."

'Smooth Mustard' and 'Coarse mustard'

"Nothing like fresh maple syrup."

'Awww. The Squirrel-Of-The-Month Club. They shouldn't have!'

the Lesser-known Nogs

The Doctor encounters the dreaded cydermen.

'Hold steady, there girl. I need to open my bottle of cider!'

"I have a better idea! Let's squeeze the apple and ferment the juice!"

"We serve REAL maple syrup."

Cidermen

"It's a hard life!"

'I blame The Wurzels.'

Wassail

'Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?'

'Your ball park mustard, Sir.'

"Alle Baba! Throw me the Grey Poupon!"

'Sorry, I don't have any water -- But how about some Grey Poupon?'

We're diversifying. Behold: chicken eggnog!

Let's mull it over!

A scene from Oooh-arrr Dude, Where's My Cow?