Mud Magician Mugs

Pottery

'How fast can you hype?'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Playing pig

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

"Mom: Look what I made!"

"Kind words help the dairy cow produce good milk. They go in one ear and out the udder."

'Do something, Alan...he's been playing in the mud again!'

'If you're happy to demand feed we'll get along just fine.'

The quarantine self cut.

Moses Separates the Cream. . .

"Can I help it if dirt is attracted to me?"

'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'

'Ah, here's your problem - all this spaghetti is real spaghetti.'

'It needs more dirt.'

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"How almond milk is made"

'I think breast milk is better... It's free, always fresh and the cat can't get to it.'

'Mom, don't worry about the floor. I took my shoes off!'

'Shakin' bacon.'

"You choose now to suddenly become romantic?"

"Shaketh."

"I have to know how it's done."

Potter

"Numb yet?"

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'

'You can always recognise a true gardener - out there before the weather actually gets nice enough for venturing into the garden.'

Right, just off to the east field to muck spread!

'Good news Mr. Smith.We got your outboard motor running again.'

"No! Don't jump in that muddy puddle! You haven't got your best clothes on!"

'Okay, how about THAT shade of mud?'

Vanishing Act.

'My youngest provides me free mud.'

'All right †how about this color of mud?'

"It's not like I have some weird obsession with mud, but it keeps mom's expectations of cleanliness down to a reasonable level."