Mri Technician Prints

"I'm dating an MRI technician."

'Well, well, well...'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

Cat Scan

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

'Yeah, the radiology job market is really hot right now - it's so hot I think I'm getting third degree burns! I gotta go!'

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

"Darn it, lost another swab."

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Everything is going to be fine, Mrs.Witzer...'

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

A mosquito cleaning the surface of a person's arm before sucking out the blood.

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"Oh, I don't do the test myself Sir: Doctor Vampire does it..."

"Can you check inside it for me, Mister?"

'Oh great, these guys again! The big guy can't fit inside the MRI scanner, sheet boy falls right through it, and The Count's images never develop...'

'Right here is where your imaging data is clogging up all of your bandwidth.'

"Puffiness and dark circles under the eyes, sniffles, trouble sleeping, rashes...you don't have allergies...you have children."

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

Scared husband needs to have scans done in children's exam room.

"Someone is at the front door."

'Talk about high-tech! You'll be getting a pacemaker ipod combo.'

'I had the heaters installed since you complained about my cold hands last time.'

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

"Mr. Marshand, wake up – your MRI is over! Mr. Marshand!!"

"As you can see Mr. Smith, your CAT scan was positive."

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

'The lab report just came in. The lab is in fine shape!'

'Some people feel they've entered a dark, claustrophobic place, from which there's no escape...'

Stool Samples

'Hold it, you can cancel that STAT call.'

'Angiogram.'

'Mobile reception OK in there?'

"We'll proceed as soon as I locate the patient."

'You could have just TOLD me we were out of cups!'