Mr. Fix-it Fan Mugs

"My dad is really smart. He knows about a lot of things! It's too bad electricity isn't one of those things."

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Bright idea

Tool Box

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

'Seriously!? ... Well it's apparent I didn't marry a handyman.'

"I'm bored - let's buy a house in the country that has lots of problems."

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

Timber preservation

"Dad! The bathroom pipes are clogged up!"

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

Is this for wiping greasy hands?

Bob’s Museum

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'I think you want Phillips. Two doors down on the left.'

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

The Fuse

"Was it a fuse?"

'Hello, Robinson Crusoe here, I'd like my kitchen finished by Friday.'

'Hanging around the house, Fred, just in case.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'I knew there was part of the pattern missing!'

'I think I found the problem.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Organized chaos.

'I found another pothole.'

'Anything need fix'n around here? I mean besides the lamp I just broke.'