Moving To Kindergarten Mugs

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Swan Fairy Tales

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

'Can you tell me what I've written? I can't read!'

You wrote a book report on a video game instruction manual?

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

" 'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' a treatment by Todd Mozelle, Grade Three."

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

"I'm still pre-literate."

If you're happy and you know it...

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

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Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

"The first day of school. Yes sir. A day to make new friends. A day to mark new beginnings. A day to discover everyone but you has grown three feet over the summer."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'