Moving To A Snowy Area Pillows

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Absurd snow clearing machine

'Did you know the neighbors bought a snowblower?'

"You shoveled the entire driveway? You know your father wanted to use his new snowblower! Go to your room!"

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Stairlift around cliff face.

Keeping warm.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

Welsh practice launches formal objection to 'unmanageable' new housing.

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Yoghurt man

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"Honey, relax - I brought the big umbrella."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Welcome to the Adirondacks.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"You forgot his tail."

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"CCCOOOLD!"

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

Cactus Fountain

Radiator Blues

'...And the property is in the catchment area for good local alcoholics anonymous groups.'