Moving To A Colder Climate Mugs

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'

Electricity prices

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Radiator Blues

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Keeping warm.

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Great North Travel...'Your Florida connection!'

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

Dog Igloo.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Any bargains going South?' (Bird asks travel agent).

"It says here...'palm tree'." (landscape)

"Did you ever notice, the snow is always whiter on the other side of the glacier?"

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

Desert island survivor won't go home to Canada

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

Protecting the green

Eskimo asks, 'Was it good for you?'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

'El Nino now.'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

Moving south...

"If this doesn't work I'll turn on the heat."

"CCCOOOLD!"

'Stick to it. There's a future in cryogenics.'

Summer Decorating

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona...but you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons..."

'Have you considered having double glacier installed?'

"Wouldn't it be easier if we just gave in and became snowbirds?"

"Oh sure - you could move to Arizona - but, you wouldn't have our wonderful change of seasons!"

'We don't get many turtles here.'