Moving Into An Open Plan House Prints

"I'm looking for something a little more open pan."

Domestic Superheroes!!

LAY ZEE FUK

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"The kids love it, and it's saved my marriage."

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

'I couldn't stand the heat, so I got out of the kitchen.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Painting by the numbers for adults

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Doing the borders.

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Man's best friends."

Painting the Ceiling

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

"You've changed."

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Schubert's Unfinished Basement

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

"Something went wrong after you inserted tab A into slot B."

"I guess opposites do attract. She's a real shaker, and he's such a grind."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."