Moving Into A Dorm T-Shirts

'I know my grades weren't that good, but on the plus side, I'm the only person in my dorm who hasn't maxed out a credit card.'

"If this dorm is co-ed, why are there 27 guys and just me!?"

Stainless steel dorms!

Frat House Feng Shui

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"WOW...this 50.1 theatre sound system makes you feel you're actually in the movie!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

It's not considered drinking alone if the cat is at home.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Moving in

'It's a giant inkblot on loan from the psychiatrist who owns the unit next door.'

'We know you have a cat.'

"I rented out the basement."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

"What should I wear to the living room today?"

"This condo includes free access to fitness facilities...7 flights of stairs."

"We've decided to convert the dungeon into studio apartments, so kill all the prisoners."

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

' I said, you WIN, I'll pay your dorm rent!!!'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Student Food Pyramid

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

So...this is the roommate. Awkward...

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'No it's still not fixed'

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."