Moving Away For The First Time Mugs

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Let's get organized

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Second hand furniture.

Tool Box

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Yardless: Please help

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Lazy Octopus

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

'He does lack social skills.'

'Sure, go ahead! Evolve! It's all the rage, I know! Have fun! I'll just sit here in this murky, primordial soup with nothing but plankton for company. Why should you stay here with your mother? The one who raised you, fed you...'

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

Cat statues on entrance gate

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

A DIY disaster.

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'