Movie Mafia Fan Mugs

"The legitimate-businessman's lunch?"

"Housekeeping?!"

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

Reese Witherspoon

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

He loves the water.

"You think you're gonna whack me and this will be over?"

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'No sequel? No movie version? Just read me the big money makers like 'Harry Potter'.'

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

"I like his style. He makes it look like an accident."

'Every time you lose an argument, you put a horse's head on my side of the bed!'

'Aghh! I've been visited by the Russian mafia.'

"Sorry, Boss, I thought you wanted me to make it look like an accident."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Of course I got rid of him...in my own way."

Why did the chicken cross the mafia

Mario's Family Portraits.

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

"Keep your best friend close but the squirrels closer."

"I've..er..come to read your meter..?"

"Your resume indicates a fair bit of experience in the field of problem solving."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Both the movie and I will be released this summer."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."