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"Is it any good?"

'Personally, I thought it stunk!'

'I can't wait to see the reviews in the newspaper to find out whether I like the movie or not.'

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'Critics are calling it 'one of the films opening on Friday.''

'It was funny, but not 'laugh So hard Your Soda Comes Out Your Nose' funny.'

Blockbuster book adaptations gone wrong.

I warned him about not going to see that 'must see' movie.

Couple look at posters for Carbon Emission Impossible and Carbon Trading Places. Man says: 'Looks like Hollywood has spotted a bandwagon.'

"I've seen this film ten times and it's still awful."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"What do the know!"

Too many cooks also spoil the movie.

Space Commando Revenge. Special Effects Extravaganza. It's definitely a "must see" movie … Particularly since there's no dialogue.

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem?" "Movie critics." "For the last time, my review of Star Trek was totally unbiased and professional." "You said 'Nerd Trek 3 is a steaming pile of mediocrity, which should appeal to the younger generations. This reminds me of the time I dated Bill Shatner.'" "See? Completely objective." "You said 'Chris Pine isn't half the back-rubber Shatner is.'" "Objectively speaking."

Hollywood Police Dept. Detectives. E.T. is back in town and was arrested for picking pockets. The guy is still light-fingered.

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Movie critics. For the last time, my review of Star Trek was totally unbiased and professional. You said "Nerd Trek 3 is a steaming pile of mediocrity, which should appeal to the younger generations. This reminds me of the time I dated Bill Shatner." See? Completely objective. You said "Chris Pine isn't half the back-rubber Shatner is." Objectively speaking.

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

I think the best thing about this whole Russia stuff is the movies. Interesting hypothesis. Think about it: the best action movies we ever had were the cold war ones, like "Wargames," "The Manchurian Candidate," "The Day After," etc

What can I get you? An explanation for that dumb reason why Batman and Superman stopped fighting at the end of Batman V Superman. Would you like that spoiler-filled or spoiler-free? Spoiler-filled would be lovely, please. Ok. Batman did not stop fighting Superman just because both of their moms were named "Martha." "Martha" was not just a person. In Batman's nightmares, "Martha" had come to represent all that was good about him. When Superman whispered "Martha," it did two things: It forced Batm

This is the Ask Sadie Show. You're on, caller. What's your problem? Movie critics. "Batman V Superman" was a good film. But the critics tore it apart. A lot of the criticism was petty. Like this one critic who said "Henry Cavill is the sexiest log to ever star in a movie. And Zack Snyder isn't fit to direct traffic." Hey ... I call it like I see it. Did you see it? That's beside the point.

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"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

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"I hate how they always try to smarten up the book."

A Tale of Two Narratives

"Hear me out. Batman - again."

Standing By Myself: Nobody Would Watch a Movie About Your Childhood

"When did movies start being dumb all year round?"

"When I heard that 'Charlie's Angels' raked in over forty million in its first weekend, I sensed that there was great confusion in this country."

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Movies made for under eight million dollars.

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."