Movie Buffs On The Go Pillows

Kids calling from back of SUV

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Will you kindly remind the rest of the staff that I'm the managing director - not the Godfather!'

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

The Pink Bantha

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Big screen TV falling through floor

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"We need rain."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

'I don't care how you do it...just make it look like an accident.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Don't go in there!!"

A father films his family while imagining himself as a director

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

"All I can figure is that he must have been inspecting the water quality of our lakes and rivers when he became entangled in cement."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"Good luck Mr. Bond, you have one minute to diffuse this tantrum."

Mafia Family Life: 'I'm sorry dear - but I had to bring some work home!'

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"Santa's not been happy with your behavior in class and says, get it together or your Christmas won't be merry!"

Woody Allen

"Stick to the specials and no one gets hurt."

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

"All my life is passing before me - including the deleted scenes..."

Janet Leigh

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Tarzan of the Kangaroos'

"I got another callback. My agent says it's between me and the guy who's going to get it."