Movie Buff Pondering Their Choices T-Shirts

"I often wonder how my life would've turned out if I hadn't wasted two hours of it watching 'Sliding Doors'."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

Herman Mankiewicz

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

'How's this new concept? Instead of a gunfight, the hero overpowers the villian with a heartfelt homily on the sanctity of family values.'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

"And the award for the best use of AI in a movie goes to..."

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

Harriet Walter

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

'One chatterbox, a natter natter and two shhhhh's please.'

'It's a 'Free Willy From Hollywood' petition: Would you please sign it...'

"Which should we go see: the straight romantic comedy where the heroine's best friend is a gay man, or the gay romantic comedy where the hero's best friend is a straight woman?"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

The Directors Gut.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers