Movie Buff (courtroom Dramas) Gifts

"The jury doesn't want to visit the crime site again, your honor. They want to go to Disneyland instead!"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Bond James, Bond."

Mike (The Situation) is rumored to have written the original manuscript for his best-selling memoir entirely out of bronzer.

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Benedict Cumberbatch

Director/Action Man toy.

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

Herman Mankiewicz

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

No-Work Orange

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Now Playing: One of those Jane Austen movies."

Stand-up Romcom

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

Cut!

Silence of the Chickens...

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

If nobody had invented graphics

Albert & Myra - The End Story

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