Moved To Eco-friendly Neighborhood Prints

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"Even the waiters here are organic."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Homegrown solutions for a smaller carbon footprint.

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Picking pastries.

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

Politically Correct Snowperson

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Garden Goddess.

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

'I blame global warming!'

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Touring Cyclist

"Steamed vegetables."

Global Warmer 2000.

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Just Stop Boil

"This is locally grown and good for the environment, but it may give you greenhouse gas."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.