Mouse Resistor T-Shirts

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

'Remember me?'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Revenge of the Mice

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

Do you do portraits as well?

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

Cat

'All this talk of ABS's and old style MDP's is causing a lot of stress...The partners don't take kindly to change... He still hasn't recovered from us moving his desk nearer to the door!'