Mouse Resistor T-Shirts

'He wants a system with lots of memory,but without a mouse.'

Hate Platforms

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

Ask me about my litter! !

'Remember me?'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Yes, could you discuss the inspiration for the protagonist? Specifically, the motivations which propel the direction of his narrative?" "I would prefer not to." "Bartleby, the author."

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

If you give a mouse a french cookie

Revenge of the Mice

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

If you give a mouse a French cookie: "And suddenly the memory returns. The taste was that of the little crumb of madeleine which on Sunday mornings at..."

'I'm thinking about quitting the rat race.'

"Eddie, you are one hell of a mouse!"

'That's Nacho Cheese!'

'I remember my pin but I've forgotten my signature!'

Cat and mouse tennis court

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Damn change and newfangled ideas...if mindless back breaking work was good enough for my ancestors it's good enough for ME!"

I brought your coffee and a list of new things about the world you're going to have to learn to accept

Larry hadn't measured himself against real market needs for many years - and wasn't about to start now.

Do you do portraits as well?

'I dread Labor Day. That's the holiday before school starts.'

I don't care if all your friends are having it done

'You go ahead. We'll rejoin you when you start using new technology.'

'Those are the rules, Mr. Payne. You can be a conscientious objector to war, but not to taxes!'

"They taxed my tax refund."

Cat

I gave at the office. !

I can't handle too much change so I'm reading a four-year-old magazine while waiting for my telemedicine appointment.

Weight Loss Clinic. Dieting is just a matter of following the path of feast resistance.

Opera singer screaming at a mouse.

"First off, NO ONE is going to beguile me with a domestic Swiss."

"I tell you, it was a nightmare: I had them the whole afternoon! Then this owl swooped over me, and like that - my hiccups were gone!"