Mouse Maverick Prints

ACME Exterminators (cat being dragged into a mouse hole

Cellphone Islands

"I hoped you'd change your hobby when you became a father"

Grandma's caf

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

In, Out, Shake it all about

Rogue elephant

"I've been promoted from barbarian pillager to management. Do you know how to tie a neck tie?"

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Well, I guess this rock sample pretty much clears up any lingering doubts about life on Mars!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology."

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

There's got to be more to life than just sitting at a desk...

The end of boardroom table establishes independence

"It's the new mobile office."

'Andrew loves taking things apart and putting them back together...except he can never actually put them back together...'

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

A man working on a model airplane

"You again?"

"An election is like a car repair where the car owner has to pay a lot of money to have old broken parts replaced with new broken parts."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"Burroughs? Yeah, I know him. He'll stoop to anything and has absolutely no sense of shame... Lucky stiff!"

The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on my cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'Look at it another way. Think of the money you'll save on tires.'

'Edwards never comes out of his comfort zone.'

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

'I thought it was a personalized license plate saying text us.'

"Weren't they the people you lent the complete macrame book to?"