Mouse Avoider Mugs

'We saw a mouse!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

"We may be stick in here for a while..."

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Wow, look what you've stepped in: Boy I'm glad I'm not the one having to lick it off...

Free range cat food - mice running around the store.

'Skip the menu Ramon,i'll just have what he's having,thanks.' / 'Very well sir.'

'IN my fantasy league, we're not allowed to pick players from teams named after cats.'

'Been coming here for years and never bumped into anyone who knows me . . . weird!'

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'The one thing I hate about summer - great big moths coming in at night.'

Not in the mood for human interaction line

'Remember, Son -- build a better mouse trap and an angry mob will beat a path to your door.'

"Someplace with no dogs."

'Careful, it might be a trap...'

'I can't wait to tell the vet what a great mouser you are.'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"So there's ABSOLUTELY NOTHING you can think of giving up the New Year apart from your peanut collection?"

'Is there a machine that's not in front of mirrors? I know what I look like...that's why I am here.'

'You just had to throw the manual out didn't you? Big man can figure everything out for himself...'

Right now, he's in his man cave.'

'Not only must she love dogs, but she must hate cats.'

'Look on the bright side, we're surrounded by water: We're safe from cats...'

'I didn't get the memo. I like not getting memos.'

"Me, I'm not nocturnal by nature, but by choice: I try to avoid human-contact as much as I can..."

'Get rid of your microwave -- at least that'll delay your meals a little.'

'I put a dab of Pine-Sol behind each ear and my husband thinks I've been cleaning all day.'

"Sorry I've run over your cat... Please allow me to replace it!"

Woman on back of chair, mouse on the arm and cat on the floor.

Woman afraid of a snail.

A woman is more scared of a mouse than a hanged man.