Mountain Wanderer Prints

'SIGN? WHAT SIGN? SPEAK UP, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING!'

The Alps - Hannibal Picks Up After the Elephants.

"No, I don't have any weed."

Alpine horn player.

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

Yodellers Meet

Snowdonia expensive car park

'No way! - The last time I explained the meaning of life to a guy, he JUMPED!'

'It's no use. Everything reminds me of the economy!'

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'

"Oh oh, this looks like trouble!"

Dédoublement de Skieur.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"Alle Baba! Throw me the Grey Poupon!"

"Avoid hungry bears."

A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.

Aprés-ski, Aprés-curl, Aprés board

Winter sports ban

'Sure, the food is lousy, but we get pure mountain spring water to drink!'

'No wonder prices are slightly higher north of the Himalayas.'

Men with short left legs meet man with short right leg on sloping mountain path.

'Darn! -- Don't you hate it when you forget what you were meditating about?'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'I believe that we made a wrong turn somewhere.'

"Pace yourself, Mother."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"See that beautiful meadow at the base of Mount Mansfield? That's where I'm going to dump you."

"Hold it. I lost my connection."

"No kidding… the meaning of life is Twizzlers?!"