Mountain Top Philosopher Pillows

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

'There's a thin line between being enlightened and being in denial.'

'You lifted your head.'

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

Winter Weather.

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Tracks of black bear cub... Tracks of black bear mother... Tracks of Henry David Thoreau."

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Yes, I'm the wise man who lives on the top of the mountain. And believe me, the surcharge for the pizza delivery service is insane!"

'By George, this one I think I'm going to like!'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

The Farmer Sutra.

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!!"

"Mom?"

"I love the way it blurs the boundary between inside and out."

'I became a bit claustrophobic living in a warren all the time: I prefer camping out now...'

"Dear Bad-Karma, to assist you at this busy time, I've drawn up a list of people you may have missed."

Caution - Poet at work

No crawling sign in the desert.

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

Desert Island Gossipping

'A wise hermit? ME?? Ribbish!! I sprained my darn ankle by climbing up here and now I can't get down anymore!'

'We DO have a dress code up here, you know!'

"First, I set the mood."

If life is a river, what are we doing up here on top of the mountain?

'I'm not up here seeking wisdom - this is the only place they'll let me smoke.'

"I didn't spend seventeen days climbing this bloody mountain, in all weathers, for a lecture on personal hygiene!"

'Nothing against you, Dad, but I'd rather be a POLITICAL pundit.'

"A movie? I would rather watch this!"

"Because its there? Surely we must have a better reason."

"And now..the sermon on the mount."

'Just once, I'd like to be reincarnated somewhere BELOW ten thousand feet!'

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'