Mountain Rescuer Prints

Mountain Rescue.

"You see, manners are not dead: I've received a "Thank You" card from the guy I saved last week..."

'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'

"What the ... this is rootbeer."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

Happy Hour

'We make a great team: Tim spots the lost person from the air, then I do the rescue...'

Mountain Rescue.

"How would I know what 'the meaning of life' is...? I was hoping you were mountain rescue!"

"I thought you could do with a bit of hot chocolate."

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'I don't believe it - he's forgot the soda again!!'

'Have you anything alcohol-free, I'm trying to detox?'

'Cell phone? Send me the dog with the brandy!'

'Have you any I.D. to prove you are over 18?'

Rescue Dog brings Gas to the Snowmobile.

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

Ski lodge health care team.

'Thank heaven. I thought that help would never get here.'

"I don't beleive it - he's forgot the soda again!"

Mountain Firefighter Rescue.

"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."

"Hon, did you order Alpine?"

"There it is again! Sounds like 'Hlph mm'!"

St. Bernard brings a trapped man a dead bird.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

You Are Here

Skiing.

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'