Mountain Magic Seeker T-Shirts

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

Inkwell Genie.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Moon

Emma's Unicorn

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"Free why-fi.”

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'Not now, Aladdin...'

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

Mount Everest.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'Oh Wise One, I have but one question... why are we here?'

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'