Mountain Magic Seeker T-Shirts

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

Papageno from the Magic Flute

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

Inkwell Genie.

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"That? Oh, it's last year's calendar."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"And for my third wish I want a further three!"

"Free why-fi.”

"Master, you have 175,568 unread messages in your inbox."

'Not now, Aladdin...'

'Let's have some fun - Let's order from that place that guarantees pizza delivery in thirty minutes!'

"When was your last meta-physical?"

'Fortunes, Impressions, Hunches, Wild Guesses'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

Mount Everest.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

'It must be the altitude -- enlightenment shouldn't give you nosebleeds.'

'Simpkins, I'd like to introduce you to the secret of my business success.'

'Becoming enlightened fifteen minutes before I did doesn't EITHER give you seniority!'

"My first husband was Roland, 'The Human Cannonball', .... and then one day he didn't go ballistic."

'That's funny, I'd have sworn you were a medium.'

'Magnificent, not a soul in sight--just like the floor of the NYSE.'

'Let's start with the basics. Find the Red Queen!'

'Our relationship isn't easy when she's always bringing up my past!'

'Government regulations are simple and explicit - ONE guru to a mountain top!'