Motorway Travel Pillows

'Relieved Micturater' next to a 'Happy Eater'.

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cars feeding at a gas tanker on the side of the road

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Are we there yet?"

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

The successful rubbernecker...

"We'd wanted to adopt for years, and then along came this absolutely adorable little roundabout."

Route 666.

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"On your mark! Get set!"

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'

"Why have you come over here?"

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

65. Whenever I'm in the mood to watch the rest of the world go by, I simply keep to the legal speed limit.

'The road I tried to cross was the freeway.'

Some mistakenly think 'HOV Lane' means Hot Occupant Vehicles.

'Put up the roof. Another one of the kids just flew out.'

'Natural bridge and cloverleaf'

Truck scale to weigh the truck as well as a 'trucker scale' to weigh the driver

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Adopt-a-Highway Next 2 Miles: National Hang Gliders Association.

BOTTOMLINE: Highroad...Lowroad

'Great news honey. I got that job with the highway department!'

'Road Construction Updates. While you're on hold for the next hour, press 1 if you would like to listen to New Age Music, press 2 If you would like to listen to rap, press 3 If you would like to listen to country, press 4... '

Getting the Finger

'Until 1989 I never had an accident...then I bought a car.'

"Faux wood grain towel dispensers, matching toilet plunbers, herb scented urinal cakes, where's it all end, Stan?"

Charging Stashun

Welcome to Kansas or Some State Very Much Like It

Curve in the road

Toll Booths Ahead, Radar Detection Area, Construction Ahead, No Rest Stops for 200 Miles, Severe Potholes Ahead.