Motorway Enthusiast Prints

'I don't care if you work from home, the neighbours need to see you drive on the motorway.'

"The M25 is a fantastic feat of engineering, Mavis, if you miss your exit you'll get it second time round."

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Family traits.

Dairy Devil

Biker Lawn Mower

Biker At Museum

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'I envisioned them praying to something entirely different.'

Bad Hare Day

'I've been riding small, fast bikes for awhile. I thought it was time to build a bigger motorcycle.'

'Oh, look, Billy's found a playmate.'

"Well, did you get motorcycle riding out of your system?"