Motorists Prints

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Child driving a toy car

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

'So much for your new Satnav!'

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

All of our representatives are busy right now. Stay on the line and someone will be with you in a few miles.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

"It's an honest mistake I'm sure we'll never hear of again."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Better times ahead.

Lady about flat tire: 'It's not too bad - it's only flat on the bottom.'

Exit Next Left

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

Just drive in small circles, then drop me off by that bush. Poober.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

'God's speed.'

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"Yeah, a merry Christmas to you too."