Motorhead Mate Mugs

"Joey ripped me off. Last week I showed him this ad for a 1964 Chevy Impala...and he went out and bought it."

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motor Tourism

Motorherd

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

A souped up car...

I love my motor.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'It's your round.'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Cow outboard engine

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

CLEAR!

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

"Yeah, I'm working on my own customized car, too."

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

It's good to get together with friends!

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Australian stress counselling.

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

Pub Quiz

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"Says here underage kids can get a hardship license if they have a legitimate reason to drive a car."