Motorhead Mate Mugs

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Motorherd

Motor Tourism

'John, I have to get going. Here's my views on politics, sports, and automobiles in case some of the boys come in later.'

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

A souped up car...

I love my motor.

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"D'you have any porn porn?"

Cow outboard engine

Signs you may be friends with a sheep....

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

CLEAR!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

It's good to get together with friends!

"I'm starting my own podcast about cars! I'll get to talk for hours about my favorite models and customizing my ride!"

'Hey, scratch my back and I'll scratch your back.'

'This plumber you recommended...mate of yours, is he?'

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Australian stress counselling.

'Don't tell me to watch my language! You give me this sort of quote, I'll give you this sort of quote!'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Pub Quiz

Car that makes a noise: 'Ka-ching'.

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"