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'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Cheesie Rider

Dairy Devil

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

First past the post.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"