Motorbike Riding T-Shirts

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"All I did this summer was go fishing, camping, bike riding, swimming, boating, and go the movies, carnivals, fairs, concerts and games. I'm bored."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'This goes way beyond just keeping the flies off me...I'm fighting crime now too!'

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

"Can he call you back? He and his mid-life crisis are celebrating their tenth anniversary."

Dairy Devil

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

First past the post.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Biker Lawn Mower

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

"The first thing we have to do is get you up there."

An extreme sports biker as a baby.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

Bicycle Sidecar.