Motorbike Lover With A Geeky Side Pillows

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Dairy Devil

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Cheesie Rider

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Biker Lawn Mower

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Bicycle Sidecar.

Milo dreamed that someday, somehow he was going to be a bad dog.

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

"You had me at hell."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Uneasy Rider

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'