Motorbike Lover With A Geeky Side Pillows

'Ernie may look tough, but he's really a geek at heart.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Drool Marks

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

'I think I've found what's been causing my funny buzzing sounds.'

Dairy Devil

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Cheesie Rider

Biker Lawn Mower

"I'm turning into my mother, and it's awesome!"

Bicycle Sidecar.

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

Biker At Museum

'Will the surgery leave a scar?'

St Peter: 'The bike can stay. You, on the other hand, aren't on the list.'

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

Uneasy Rider

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

"You had me at hell."

'I appreciate the fact that your husband likes my bike, but can you tell him to quit drooling all over it?'

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

With a little twist on the sidecar concept, Harold was able to ride his motorcycle well into his later years.

'I need a really loud horn. My brakes are a bit spongy.'

'OK, here comes another one, and this time, I get the funny hat.'

'Mr. Barnes has been riding his motorcycle, so he's a little behind on his paperwork. If you'll take a seat, he should be with you in a few hours.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

"And now I will attempt the same feat but without insurance."

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'