Motor Sports Lover Pillows

'Why do rally drivers think they are the only ones on the road?'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Bob's Driving School.

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'God's speed.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Smile

Cheesie Rider

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

"I'll bet you were good at making skid marks?"

"And do you, Bob, promise to treat Karen as well as you treat your vintage 1950 Indian Blackhawk motorcycle?"

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

Sandra can you step in here a minute and lie on the floor? And bring a ramp.

Man on motorbike.

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

John's invention of a 'motorised' bar stool proved to be great fun.

Pamplona 500

"Warren's too cautious to cure his mid-life crisis with a motorcycle, so he's rebelling by driving shirtless."

'Think Basics.'

"Man, your old lady really is an old lady"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'If I look a little pale, it's because I just sold enough blood to buy new tires for my bike.'

"This car comes with a chiropractor who helps you to get in and out!"

Take me to: Your leader.

Pit Stop for Track and Field

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Jeremy Clarkson

"You're old, you're losing fluid and now you're breaking down...I better have you scrapped."

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

'The jacuzzi, the workshop and the wine cellar is standard, but the swimming pool, the grill patio and the media room is optional!'. (Selling an oversize SUV).