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"Where’s the varmint who hitched his Vespa to my post?"

"What old school? This is my life."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Running out of Gas.

Peacock on skateboard

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Scooter' Libby.

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

Ducks crossing.

Angry pensioner

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

E-Scooter/G-Scooter

The headless moped driver

Proposed Electric Vehicle Engine Sounds

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

Cylinder Head

Rolling out the red carpet.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

Finishing Line

"Excuse me - where did you get your romper?"

Santa replaces reindeer with a mobility scooter.

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

'Aaah, this one turned out perfect!'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Okay, smart guy, how fast do you say you were going?'