Motivational Tactics Lover Mugs

'Ya know, my mom always said, 'you can catch more flies with hones than with vinegar'!'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Peacock of Productivity

'Idealist'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

A bowls player bowling a bomb

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

"You make me want to be a better bag."

"What? The goal wasn't to see it go down, just not to see it go up."

"You look like a million bucks to me."

Hang in There!

'I must have missed something. When did we become profit-making?'

Tired of being alone, it was time to try a different approach. 'My, how frugal. I like that in a man,' she lied.

"Be proud you're an ant...and don't let anyone step on you!"

What's STM? Seize the moment!

Staff Rereads Dale Carnegie!

Employees following the boss's carrot.

Mohammad Ali RIP 1942-2016

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'That's our mission statement.'

Unclear on the carrot-and-stick concept

'He's my personal trainer. He's a bit expensive, but his motto is: 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'...'