Motivational Tactics Lover Mugs

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'You need to ask yourself, Am I a pecan or a pecan't?'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

Peacock of Productivity

'Idealist'

A day in the life of Fred Billings, Attack Optimist!

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

"Remember, we've got to dig down together as a team to create the right foundation that will benefit this entire project as a hole."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

"To set the proper mood, you will now hear Winston Churchill's immortal 'blood, toil, tears and sweat' speech."

"You make me want to be a better bag."

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

A bowls player bowling a bomb

"What? The goal wasn't to see it go down, just not to see it go up."

Hang in There!

'I must have missed something. When did we become profit-making?'

"Be proud you're an ant...and don't let anyone step on you!"

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

What's STM? Seize the moment!

Employees following the boss's carrot.

Tired of being alone, it was time to try a different approach. 'My, how frugal. I like that in a man,' she lied.

'That's our mission statement.'

Unclear on the carrot-and-stick concept

'He's my personal trainer. He's a bit expensive, but his motto is: 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger'...'

'Sorry JD, there's been a takeover bid.'