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'I clawed my way to the top and then I clawed my way back to the middle.'

'Motivation is easier during a slowdown. They have nowhere else to go.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Inclusive speech

"Any questions?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

Go! Means NOW!

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

'When I was young, I said I'd make it big or know the reason why - Well, I sure know the reason why!'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

Gingerbread Business Classes: Think Outside the Fox.

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

"I believe I can create a great presentation if I can only tap into my cognitive dissonance."

Hanging off every word...

'Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure my little talk has made you all think'

The power of now

Courage. Love.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'Let's go! Let's go! Hustle! ...Relatively speaking.'

"Nobody is to blame until we pick someone."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

"Gracie, what does a little girl like you wish for? I mean, besides being a doctor, a motivational speaker, a great parent and becoming president?"

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"I think I can". (train)

'I must say, I do like your incentive program.'