Motivational Procrastinator Mugs

"Too close to New Year's to start exercising now."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

The Forever Stamp

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Working from home to-do list.

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"Shouldn't you be studying?

Today is the first day of the rest of your life. That's a relief! How much can they expect out of your on your first day?

'Hey, boss, what's a 7 letter work starting with 'w' that represents what I should be doing rather than solving crossword puzzles?'

Invaders from Planet Manava.

"My five least favorite words in the world: By End of the Day Friday!"

'Tony says he'll marry you when he gets back from his poker run. It totally slipped his mind that it was this weekend.'

The meeting will start a little late, intelligence is lost in the building somewhere.

"I hate going into a staff meeting without a clear exit strategy."

Zen and the Art of Procrastination.

'Work's the greatest thing on earth... so I'm saving some up for tomorrow!'

The Procrastinatorium.

As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work. I overslept.'

I was a day late and a dollar short, but it was a personal best!

'Do excuse Ed's immobility - he's being regulated.'

"How about fashionably never?"

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."