Motivational Methods Admirer Mugs

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Dedication to excellence....

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

Carrot VS Stick

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"Did you unpack your baggage yourself?"

"Rather than complain about the lack of resources you have to work with, why not be happy with being empowered to use your resourcefullness?"

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

How to be a Dynamic Over-achiever

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"You need to work on your self-esteem but you're probably too stupid for that as well."

"Of course, a dog's bowl is a good source of food, and yes, the dog will bark at you but it can't stop you from stealing the food..."

Leadership never hibernates.

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

"You want self-motivation? Look! I have my own carrot and stick!"

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

We need bold action to raise morale, yet not make people think there's a problem.

"Papi, will I be the first in our family to go to college?"

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

"To become a department manager you've got to radiate authority and self-confidence! Authority! Self-confidence!!! Got me??!"

"Being a leader means you have the ball, what are you going to do with it?"

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker