Motivational Meme Fan Mugs

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

"You spend far too much time on social media, Joe!"

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Sorry, but your life moves so slowly that the ball keeps timing out."

'I have to disagree. I think the artist is laughing with us.'

"John, does this mean you've given up looking for work?"

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

"The baby is one thing - but how does the plant get more likes than me?"

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

The Visitor

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

'Think of it as incentive marketing. You increase our market share and you get to keep your job.'

"Just once? Ha ha ha ha..."

I truly believe I was destined for greatness. Then I see a pile of excrement on the floor and I think'...Oh well!'

Covid Deaths

Hero of the Gulf

"Our email marketing campaign got a response from someone in Nigeria who wants to send us four million dollars. Should we deposit that in the company account, or is it better to use Paypal?"

Unclear on the carrot-and-stick concept

Snail Shoes

'This is the part of the job I hate.'

'They don't have to say 'Simon Says'!'

"Winning isn't everything - it's the only thing!"

"Your problem is, when you have a window of opportunity, you usually jump out of the window."

Hug someone you love today.

Pirate with VR parrot.

"Waiting for Godot to download in a rural area with slow broadband."

Social Animal.

"You got this!! Just three more! You're crushing it!!"

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