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Carrot and Stick

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Dedication to excellence....

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

Peacock of Productivity

"Remember, you can do ANYTHING...but for only 80 cents to every dollar earned by a man."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."

"I believe in the carrot-and-stick approach, Dempsey."

'Have you been working out?'

"So let's all remember... 'Believe in yourself' and others will believe in you!"

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

Leadership never hibernates.

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Turkey survivability - 'It's all in being able to put the old fork down and say no.'

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'Can I get an AAAAY-OHHH?'

"I think you need to reboot your carrot."

IF A MOO CAN RISE TO THE TOP, SO CAN I

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

"Frankly I was expecting something a bit more sophisticated..."

'Last quarter's sales figures were disappointing but don't be discouraged. Let's double our efforts and remember that it takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.'

"You're down 10 - zip after the friggin' first half. Ask yourself � what is it going to take to turn this shit around?"

"As long as there's coffee, life will find a way."

Bob knew his days as the alpha male were over: the challenger was using psychological warfare....

Anthony Rottweiler: Motivational Dog Speaker

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

Cheerleaders from another planet

When motivational speakers are TOO effective.

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

What's STM? Seize the moment!

Pot Needles