Motivation Muser Pillows

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"The chef recommends the tilapia. However, I really like the vodka."

Day for day i feel more and more empty.

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"Sorry, I can't - I have to be everywhere."

'Can Mr. Sloan call you back? He's taking time to stop and smell the profits.'

"I don't need therapy, but I'm concerned about my avatar. He's pretty screwed up."

"So, while extortion, racketeering, and murder may be bad acts, they don't make you a bad person."

"We can't all work for Goldman Sachs."

'Just because the alignment of the system wasn't maintained during rapid sample exchange, it's no threat to your manhood.'

"Bit if I'm here...how can I also be up close and personal to my managers?"

'Well the GOOD news is that the new software analyzed hundreds of thousands of potential customers to identify any that would have a genuine interest in the product...'

Devil worried because he feels good

'You have to learn to face reality.', 'Can't I just sneak up on it?'

society of cartoonists...

Covid 19 Variant

Cafe Philosophique

"If a stock falls in the market and no one's around, does it really lose its value?"

'I had everything going for me, but I could never find the right person to inspire me.'

'Would you knock it off with the 'woulda-coulda-shoulda'!'

'I can't seem to relax in this office.'

'Wow! -- that's the biggest speed bump I've ever seen!'

"I like to sit here and look at all the things I don't have."

The Euro as dinosaur skeleton: soon to be extinct?

'But what if I'm wrong...?'

Remember when a sin was a sin and not a psychological disorder?

Benton always rewards good work

Stock market update

The inherent problem with taking the path of least resistance...

Good - Evil.

Took It To The Next Level, Kicked It Up A Notch, Threw Off The Edge