Motivation Enthusiast Prints

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'That's our mission statement.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

'I'll admit I was sceptical.'

"Why don't you put that book down and get to work?!"

"He just returned from a motivational seminar."

'Well done! You finally improved on the old carrot and stick approach!'

Dedication to excellence....

'It's time once again for the morning motivational roar.'

My Life Coach

"Incentive program, you mean like your paycheck?"

"Maggots! That's what ya' remind me of! You've gotta want that fish head."

Peacock of Productivity

"Today is the first day of the rest of my life! That's a lot of stress to deal with."

"Be proud you're an ant...and don't let anyone step on you!"

Think Fired: 'I think we are being inspired and incentivised!'

'It's 'any little boy CAN grow up to be President ' -- It's not a REQUIREMENT.'

'My team likes to see me spring into action.'

'I believe in a 'carrot and stick' approach to motivation. The carrot is not to use the stick.'

'He went to a seminar on getting motivated so he could get out of doing any real work.'

What's STM? Seize the moment!

"Hendricks, wake up! Don't you know it's National Bring Your Brain to Work Day?"

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

Team Leader

Go! Means NOW!

And here's the office floor plan. The numbers indicate the recommended sequence in which to step on people on your way to the top.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'That's the first cubicle I ever worked in.'

'You are a self-starter... problem is, you never finish anything.'

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

"We finally found a way to bottle enthusiasm."

"It's not often you see a sign that is both instructional and inspirational."