Mothers Who Care Too Much Prints

'...and do you Sharon, promise not to kiss him goodbye, or make his packed lunch anymore?'

Trust

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'News headline: Britain unsafe to bring up young children.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"Noah, I'm tired of doing battle with you!"

"YOUR mother? - Let me tell you about MY mother...."

'I'm qualified to deal with any traumatic event because I've raised five children.'

Breast Feeding in Public

'Come watch TV with me, Mom. This movie is for young and old.'

"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."

'I don't worry about anything. My Mom does all the worrying for me.'

Breastfeeding in public

Rank: Everyone unconsciously desires to return to the womb.

'Mom's not home. I gave her the day off.'

"I told you I don't make chicken soup! I'm a muse, not a mother!"

"Enough about the pandemic, just tell me about your mother...."

"It's someone from your past who gave birth to you, and raised you, and sacrificed everything so you could have whatever you wanted."

Career woman meets Family woman

Baby Teething.

'Mom's really nervous because I've been good for too long.'

"Why would a monster be under your bed? And even if there was, what the heck could I do about it?"

"When I told the robot vacuum company how many pets and kids I have, they sent me this."

"We hate being stuck indoors because of seasonal allergies, so it's a relief when we can blame it on a dangerous fugitive."

'What did the kids do now?!'

"Look at me. Still writing B.C. on my checks."

'Of course I'm upset! -- All 479 of them forgot Mother's Day!'

'42 days school holidays, it's inhuman!'

"Short legs Mommy... Remember short legs!"