Motherhood Adventures Mugs

"Hi - Mom? Going to Kayla's house? Thanks!"

"Sure, I love my life! And someday I'm going to walk into a bar and never come out."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"Remember, pregnancy is like taking an exciting thrill ride at an amusement park only the seats are larger."

"I thought it would be nice if we had a forum where we could get together and have screaming tantrums."

'He licked all my tongue depressors.'

"I'm so good at this!"

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - you'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'They're just adorable at this age - before they develop a personality.'

Open other end

'But, Mom, being good just doesn't work for me.'

Completely out of diapers and facing a seven-hour layover, Marsha happens upon a diaper scalper.

Preparing for a new arrival

Kids really do make you view the world from a different perspective...I'm on the floor, behind the couch, under the bed...

Egyptian Mummy/Egyptian Mummy and Toddler.

'All I want for Christmas is my old shape back again.'

"Support the head."

Whoa

Doctor has the taste for patients urine samples.

Biological Alarm Clock.

"Oh well, if you really want to see some scary chest thumping, come with me now and I'll show my school report to my dad..."

They Removed my Brain.

Please take a number.

"Everything started when I became a stay-at-home-mom of three little monsters."

Waiting Room

"Oh, there will be an investigation!"

'I know how you like things to be clean, so I gave fishy a bath!"

Pelvis birth canal exit: Width restrictions apply.

"So far mum's put on 10 kilos. I guess that's the best passenger safety airbag I'll ever get."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

'She's the primary caregiver!'

'We can't win. Mum keeps telling us to play quietly, and when we do, she thinks we're up to something!'

Single parents.

"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."

"No, son, there's no severance package."