Motherboard Historian Prints

'Inexplicably Sharon was not interested in a second date.'

"He's having a hard time finding work."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Early Colour TV

The original paperless office

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

Fossil record player.

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

"It's a fantastic computer! It's so old that none of today's hackers know how to hack it!"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"It's very sweet of you to visit him. Mr. Mainframe doen't get out much since the desktops came in."

Old Phones Lasagne

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

"I know we said we'd get you a laptop,but this will have to do until business improves."

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

How to create a password you can remember...

'At last we have found 'The Land of the Obsolete Hardware','

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"When I was your age, all we had to know was how to wind."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Let me take you back to a dark time when all you could do with a phone was make phone calls."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

'Santa thinks desktops will come back.'

Caveman to wheel inventor: 'Nice invention - how do you boot it up?'

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

Memorials of The Great Exhibition - 1851. No. XIII. - The ladies and the police - the battle of the Crystal Palace

Signs grampa has run out of 'When I Was Your Age' stories.

The Thinker (Millennials Edition)

Computer Address Book.