Mother's Day Mugs

"Nonsense, Mother. You'll probably outlive us all."

When Moms Dance

"Now, now, let's try using our NPR voice."

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"They grow up too fast."

"I do support your right to free speech - I just don't support your tone."

Mother's day

"She does this when she's tired."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

A Day In The Kitchen

M-Day

"Young man, go to your room and stay there until your cerebral cortex matures."

"Mom?"

"Let's play hide-and-I-read-my-book."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"Never get between a mama bear and her cub – unless you want to hear a long story about our struggles with bedtime."

"The Icarus story is just that- a story."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

"Gucci, Gucci, Gucci."

'Mom, do you get any perks with this job?'

"Your mom's a very special person."

Mum's love of china had reached critical levels.

"Keeping all out kids does NOT make us hoarders."

'Honey, when you grow up I want you to be assertive, independent and strong-willed. But while you're a kid, I want you to be passive, pliable and obedient.'

How Grandma Sees the Remote

Groups of menopausal women in clinic.

'Meet my mothers: biological, surrogate, adoptive and step...'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'That's nothing, you want to try juggling three kids and a full time job.'

Fertility Clinic - 'This designer baby is no longer fashionable...'

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."