Mother's Advice Follower Mugs

When the water became colder, little Jason remembered his mothers' words: 'Don't swim out too far!'

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"And you call yourself a marsupial?"

'I should have listened to my Mum, she always said, 'Never underestimate how fast a zebra can run'.'

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"You're applying for this job because your mother told you to. Well, I guess that's a good thing in a compliance officer."

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"His room is always clean. Do you think we should take him to a psychologist?"

'I can't play. I'm going 'Time Out Chair' shopping with my mom.'

'Well General? What is today's inspirational message from your mother?'

Mother and Baby

"Mother, you were right."

"Go ask your mother."

'Mother knows best, Dear, so stop rolling your eyes.'

Chicken--Egg.

"Ask Sadie advice hour! What's your problem?!" "Being a high school student is literally killing me! I sit all day at school, and sit all evening doing my homework." "Stop yer sniveling!!! Every student since the beginning of time has had to deal with this problem." "Yes, you're sitting all day. But like any other teenager, you should be burning thousands of calories anyway." "The eye-rolling alone should burn up to 473 calories per hour. Pick up the pace, slacker!!!"

'I fired my motivational trainer and started listening to my mother.'

"If it's important to you, Jessica. It's important to daddy, but I don't think it's important to you."

'Said once, and never again!'

"I'm confused....you always say not to take candy from strangers, but tonight you tell me to go to strangers and ask for candy!"

"If you have a boyfriend, I have some advice, young lady! Wisdom that's been handed down from generation to generation!"

I think you're taking your hydration too far

'Mum,are we born from an egg?' 'No honey. People bring us at night'

"My kids understand me. I've offered them the same disadvantages I grew up with."

'You won't understand it now, but when you have kids, you'll wish for a longer school day.'

'Why spend $12 million on market research? I'll just ask my mom.'

"I've said it until I'm blue in the face - keep sitting on walls and something bad's going to happen. But what do I know? I'm just your mother."

We need the help of the smartest people we know. Time to call my Mom.

The world's #1 motivational speaker

'You did a great job explaining the 'birds and bees.' Try your hand at the 'empty nest.''

Another one of life's artifacts best left alone - the proverbial can of worms.

"We need the help of the smartest people we know."

'My parents may call it 'tough love', but I call it just plain punishment!'