Mother Nature's Advocate T-Shirts

'And how do you like it?'

Human Disposal

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

Duck protest march

"Sorry, but my eco-program says no more hot water!"

Deforestation.

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Welcome to Mauritius Home of the Dodo Burger

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Say Bernie, how come this little guy's been following you around all week?"

Sale! Weed Whackers

'Have you done something to your air? You look different?'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Your membership entitles you to 15 books,45 posters,200 leaflets and umpteen stickers!"

'It says right here on the package, Ed, 'avoid any direct contact with skin'!'

"The Nominees"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

'There is nobody else. I'm afraid we've wiped out all of the other species.'

Ecological balance.

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Grass huggers.

The Destruction of the Environment

Crime Scene

Global warming

The Very Bad Plot of a Very Bad Ecological Thriller

"Nope. No fish."

Cutting Down Mother Nature

World on Fire