Mother-in-law Mugs

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'How will this affect my inheritance?'

'Unethical? What do you mean, unethical?'

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"It's your mother. She's floated back."

'Sure, he's got a few issues, but I really think I can change him.'

1651: Cromwell bans Christmas

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

Shop Lifting/Lift Shopping

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

"Why couldn't someone else give your mother a ride home?"

'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'

'What else can go wrong?', 'MOTHER!'

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

"You are definitely capable of anything to avoid visiting my mother."

Luna - short for Lunatic.

Piece of paper reads - Death Threat. Caption 'Oh look darling! You've had a letter from my Mother'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

'And what does my mother-in-law give me for my birthday? Foot powder!'

'I'm out here, Dear, replacing our old door mat since we're getting a visit from your mother.'

'Just for me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit.'

Admitting: 'I'm not fond of my mother-in-law. I don't like my wife's meatloaf. Ummm, oh my neighbor really bugs me, ummmm....'

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

'Attack!'

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"I need a gift for my new daughter-in-law... ou know, the one who stone my son from me!"

'The house is fine, I want to send my mother in-law back home.'

'Well, I'm sorry. But your mother criticized my chicken casserole one too many times.'

"My wife has decided to divorce my mother!"

"I'm sure he's a fine boy, but we prefer interviewing your son in person."