Mother-in-law Mugs

"I can quit whenever I want to."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'How will this affect my inheritance?'

'Unethical? What do you mean, unethical?'

"Oh, Christ—it's your mother."

"I've been in the doghouse ever since I tried to get my mother-in-law hanged as a witch."

"It's your mother. She's floated back."

Shop Lifting/Lift Shopping

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

1651: Cromwell bans Christmas

Wife doing Internet banking & Online shopping, saying 'Darling, I'm just collecting my pension. Is there anything we need from the shops?'

Suitcase of money - "Well, put like that of course you can marry my daughter."

'Since when does the princess have to take orders from the chambermaid?'

"Why couldn't someone else give your mother a ride home?"

'Mother was right... You never take me anywhere!'

'What else can go wrong?', 'MOTHER!'

'Just for me. My mother-in-law is coming to visit.'

'The house is fine, I want to send my mother in-law back home.'

"My wife has decided to divorce my mother!"

"Are you using the right size nail for mother's picture?"

"I'm sure he's a fine boy, but we prefer interviewing your son in person."

Billboard / Sue wil you marry me? -Bob / And what about grandkids? - Bob's Mom.

"I need a gift for my new daughter-in-law... ou know, the one who stone my son from me!"

"You are definitely capable of anything to avoid visiting my mother."

It'll be nice to see your mother after all these years!

Luna - short for Lunatic.

Piece of paper reads - Death Threat. Caption 'Oh look darling! You've had a letter from my Mother'

'I'm out here, Dear, replacing our old door mat since we're getting a visit from your mother.'

'And what does my mother-in-law give me for my birthday? Foot powder!'

'Attack!'

'She must be the girl for you, son, look how much your mother dislikes her.'

Admitting: 'I'm not fond of my mother-in-law. I don't like my wife's meatloaf. Ummm, oh my neighbor really bugs me, ummmm....'

"And this model comes with a virtual mother-in-law in the back seat to make it feel authentic."

'Carry mother in first.'

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'