Mother Earth Defender Mugs

Factory chimney coming from top of globe.

Al Gore greeting cards - there are NO penguins in the Arctic, what does that tell you about global warming?

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Stop the throw-away mentality! Save resources! A New Year every 750 days is quite enough!"

Trump leaving

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Super Heroes.

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

There is No Planet C

"Would it kill you to compost?"

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

The New Normal

What the heck is wrong with people? These leftovers are perfectly good – and #5 plastics go in the recycling bin!

Climate Change

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"These latest surveys are very reassuring."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"What the heck? How are we supposed to roam the plains if men put these things everywhere?"

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"You see? I told you if we tied ourselves to this tree they wouldn't cut it down. Persistence is the name of the game. Persistence."

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Nuclear waste.

Look! There's a photo of our eco club's Earth Day actions in the newspaper! Sports. Power up the green machine!! I could use more copies. Me too. They're going to really power up my college applications.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

Greenpeace protestor joining the birds.

"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."

'You wouldn't know what to do with me.'

America insists that Brazil and Europe plant G.M crops - 'Unfortunately Sir, the Europeans are still resisting Monsanto's advances...'

Evolution.

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

"Don't think of it as hell. . . just think of it as a normally recurring seasonal weather pattern."